Back of My Brain
Sunday, July 03, 2005
  Okay, it's 2005. Why do people still hitchhike?!? I mean, do you really think someone is going to pick you up? And if they do pick you up, then they're probably crazier than you! I mean, this is not the 60's dude. And it's always dudes too, never woman. Know why? IT'S TOO DANGEROUS - DUH!

And every hitchhiker looks exactly alike - old dirty clothes, nasty hair that looks like it hasn't been washed in a month, and a long scraggly beard. Do you think I'm going to pick you up?!? Even if you were the Pope, I don't want that stink in my car.

You don't have a single friend that can pick you up and take you somewhere? If you're that big of an asshole, I don't want you to ride with me either.  ΒΆ 7/03/2005
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